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FROM SANTA CLARA, FRESH FROM THEIR COUNTLESS DEMAND TO BAN HOME CANNING OF PEACH JAM, AN ANATHEMA TO LOYAL PAUL HARVEY FANS, THE HURLY TRIO OF JAIN,PARK< BECKER ARE DEMANDING ALL TAYLOR SWIFT FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS BE CONFISICATED BY LEVIS STADIUM STAFF
RINGLEADER OF THE HURLY TRIO, JAIN< MIFFED THAT TAYLOR SWIFT FANS ARE DEDICATED TO BINGE WATCHING MATTHEW MODINE FILMS, INSITS TAYLOR SWIFT FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS
CARRY HIDDEN MESSAGES
JAIN IS CERTAIN TAYLOR SWIFT FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS ARE CARRYING UFO SIGNALS
AN ELECTED POLICE CHIEF IS JUST THE TYPE OF PUBLIC OFFICIAL, SUDS JAIN, INSITS THAT ALIEN VISITORS SEEK
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