PROGRESS REPORT ON HURLY BURLY CHARTER REVIEW COMMITTEE EFFORTS AFTER $100K SPENT

PROGRESS REPORT ON CHARTER REVIEW COMMITTEE EFFORTS TO TAKE AWAY SANTA CLARANS RIGHT TO ELECT POLICE CHIEF AND CLERK. 67 DIFFERENT ALTERNATIVES EXAMINED AFTER $100K SPENT. MIXED RESULTS

PLANS TO MODIFY SELECTION OF CHIEF AND CLERK

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DOING AWAY WITH ELECTIONS IS A COMPLICATED DISCUSSION. SEVERAL CHARTER REVIEW MEMBERS THINKING 1000 KILOMETER RACES OR ARCHERY CONTESTS COULD BE USED TO SELECT CHIEF, KNOT TYING COMPETITION OR PERHAPS A COOK OFF

ONE CHARTER COMMITEE EXCLAIMED, "WE HAVE LOOKED AT SELECTING THE POLICE CHIEF AND CITY CLERK 96 DIFFERENT WAYS, AND NO MATTER HOW WE FIGURED IT, THERE'S ALWAYS FIVE BUSYBODIES WHO DON'T LIKE HOW WE FIGURED IT."

INDICTED PERJURER BECKER IS ANXIOUS FOR A SOLUTION

BECKER IS ANXIOUS TO GET THE CHARTER REVIEW COMMITTEE TO STUDY HOW TO MAKE CANDY CORN MORE ACCESSIBLE TO FAILED MAYORAL CANDIDATES

SINCE RAHUL CHANDHOK HAS LEFT THE 49ers, BECKER HAS BEEN CUT OFF FROM HIS WONKA BOTTLE CAP FIX

JAIN IS PLEASED TO FIND OUT AFTER SEEING TO IT THAT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS EARMARKED FOR CHARTER REVIEW INSTEAD OF PARKS, ONE GOAL HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED

MATTHEW MODINE WILL NEVER BE SANTA CLARA POLICE CHIEF

KEVIN PARK IS DOING HIS BEST TO GET THE HURLY BURLY CHIEF CONSULTANT TO APPEAR AT CHARTER REVIEW MEETINGS

LAWRENCE JONES IS GETTING THE RV READY TO PARK IN CITY HALL LOT

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