WE LEAD SANTA CLARA PLATFORM A COMMITTEE FOR THE HURLY BURLY THREE ALL FOR THE BLUE KAZOO

SANTA CLARA'S HURLY BURLY THREE HAVE PUT TOGETHER A POWERFULL COMMITTEE TO CHECK THE MAYOR'S GROWING POPULARITY

TAYLOR SWIFT MAY GET HER FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS, BUT JAIN,PARK AND BECKER HAVE ENLISTED THE 49ERS TO GET CASES OF BLUE KAZOOS TO COUNTER FRIENDSHIP. BLUE KAZOOS ARE SYMBOLS OF POLITICAL POWER ACCORDING TO BECKER

MR BIG, A LONGTIME BECKER ALLY HAS PUT TOGETHER A WINNING TEAM

THE PLATFORM COMMITTEE FOR WE LEAD SANTA CLARA HAS PUT IT DOWN WELL

NO ELECTED CHIEF OR CITY CLERK

NO ETHICS COMMITTEE

CITY COMMISSIONERS ARE TO ABSTAIN FROM POLITICAL ACTIVITY

COUNCIL APPOINTS ALL SPECIAL ADVISORS

PUBLIC RECORD ACT REQUESTS ARE LIMITED TO ONE PER YEAR

PUBLIC PRESENTATIONS AND WRITTEN PETITIONS MUST BE REVIEWED PRIOR TO COUNCIL MEETINGS BY COMMITTEE CHAIRED BY VICE MAYOR PARK

49er WEEKLY MEETINGS INVOLVING JAIN,PARK AND BECKER ARE OK

MATTHEW MODINE MOVIES ARE DELETED FROM LIBRARY

HERMANN's HERMITS ARE NOT TO LISTENED TO ANY EMPLOYEE RADIOS

CANDIDATE AND COMMITTEE TREASURERS WILL BE GIVEN ETHICS TRAINING BY LAURENCE JONES. A PASSING GRADE WILL BE RECORDED AND INDIVIDUALS APPROVED WILL BE ISSUED A BLUE KAZOO

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BECKER TWEEDLEDUM, JAIN TWEEDLEDEE ARE ON WARPATH!!

TWEEDLE JAIN, AND TWEEDLE DUM BECKER DECIDED TODAY TO HAVE A BATTLE FOR THE BF AND KV TOOK THEIR NICE NEW RATTLES TWO SILLY AND CRANKY LITTLE BOYS WHO SPEND THEIR DAYS TWEEKING AND DEEKING FOLLOWING THE ORDERS OF A MAD HATER BILLIONAIRE WITH NO FACEBOOK NON PROFIT OFTEN JOINED BY A SILLY PARK, NOT EVER A KING

BEWARE THE JAINOWOCK

Twas brillig and slithy toves up Lincoln Street to Warburton Did gyre and gimble at the Water fountain as Field took a sip, Snap the picture was done as a Mayor strode by The Becker Borogoves Signal Apped Rahul Grand jury reports momed rathed Anthony who outgrabe and lied Beware Soccer Kids of the Janowock seeking parking where you play! Long time at meetings the Sudsonock Wanting Red and Gold wrapping for Tumtum Trees Beware the Janowock, activists, commissioners, His jaws snap insults, he calls citizens dumb Beware the Becker JubJub Bird, and shun the frumoious Park Bandersnatch with his children's books A Becker JubJub A ParkBandersnatch A Jain Janowock Ethics need not apply With Red and Gold Bulumbas A Philosopher of Merit and a better way for Young Workers to be in a Coop, took out his vorpal lyre and sang a song of ethics and values to be only ridiculed by a Parkosnip A good Ranger Burt was turned away from the Tumtum Tree where the young kick the ball The Beckernap snapped u

THERE WERE THE VALACHI PAPERS, BECKER IS EAGER TO EXPOSE THE STAND UP SOCCER PAPERS

BECKER IS CERTAIN STAND UP SOCCER WILL SOON HAVE ITS VALACHI MOMENT WHILE MOST SANTA CLARA RESIDENTS HAVE THIS TO SAY TO ANTHONY BECKER, ANY INDICTED PERJURER HAS TO HAVE HIS DAY Becker and Jain are satisfied that this conversation is actually from the listening device implanted on a Franklin Square Postal Carrier. "So each Soccer team will have a Capo. The other teams in the younger leagues will have a Sotto Capo." " "The Mayor is the Capo dei Capi" Huh? Joseph Wiseman and Lino Ventura came to Santa Clara? Becker tells it. We know Anthony would never commit perjury, right? BUT BECKER IS CERTAIN. AFTER ALL, BECKER IS SEARCHING NIGHT AND DAY FOR CLUES ABOUT THE SOCCER GANG. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. DARK MONEY IS AFOOT. BECKER HAS NO TIME WORKING TO IMPROVE THE ECONOMY FOR DISTRICT SIX. COMMISSIONERS IN DISTRICT DO NOT RELY ON BECKER, HE MAKES SURE THEY NOT REAPPOINTED. BECKER HAS FOUND THE SECRET WITNESS AGAINST STAND UP!! BECKER'S SECRET WITNESS AG

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