A DARK MONEY PLOT HAS BEEN UNCOVERED, BECKER,PARK, AND JAIN, THE MEN OF THE HOUR HAS THRAWTED A PLOT TO USE LAWN GNOMES BY THE SOCCER GANG!!
BECKER, JAIN, PARK
THE POLITICAL RITZ BROTHERS OF SANTA CLARA
ACTUALLY THE RITZ BROTHERS WERE FUNNY. THE HURLY BURLY THREE ARE JUST SILLY
THEIR EXPERT SPIES AT THE FRANKLIN SQUARE STALKING OFFICES HAVE FOUND BOXES AND BOXES OF
SOCCER LAWN GNOMES THAT HAVE RECORDED VOICES
"BECKER MUST RESIGN" "2024 IS OUR YEAR!!"
"SOCCER LAWN GNOMES ARE PLANNED," CONCLUDES PARK
SUDS JAIN IS CERTAIN THESE GNOMES ARE PROGRAMMED TO GIVES AUDIO VERSIONS OF BLOG POSTS CRITICAL OF BECKER
LAWNS THREATEN THE PLANET, ACCORDING TO JAIN, HE THEORIZED SOCCER LAWN GNOMES WILL BE THE TOOL OF HIS FOES
IF YOU SEE THE ONE ARMED MAN PLACING LAWN GNOMES NEAR, CALL THE SHERIFF, THE POA IS LIKELY BEHIND IT, ACCORDING TO BECKER
LISTEN TO PARK, JAIN, AND BECKERSOCCER LAWN GNOMES ARE THE NEW DARK MONEY TACTIC
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