RESPONDSIBLE GOVERNING PANDA!
IN 2020, WHEN THE TRIO OF BECKER, PARK, AND JAIN WERE ELECTED, THEY SOLD THE CITY RESIDENTS THEY BROUGHT A NEW SENSE OF GOODY-GOODY TO GOVERNANCE
THEY ASSURED VOTERS THEY WERE THE LOLLIPOP GUILD OF POLITICIANS
SADLY, WITHIN WEEKS, THEY ESTABLISHED THEMSELVES AS POLiTICA GHOULS, SINGING CHANTS
Mayor and Kathy, Soccer League clubs
Are in Five Firtrees, birds with no wings
Oh what shall we do, with these funny little things
Stalk their offices, file fppc complaints
Fire the staff
Get rid of commissioners, use children's books to insult them, the bad ol' mayor, without any wings!
PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE THE BEST SOLUTION OUR NEW MANAGEMENT AND LEGAL STAFF HAVE FOUND
Responsible Governing Panda!!
hmm. hmm, Responsible Governing Panda
Teaching Jain, Becker, Park, to know right from wrong, responsible governing panda!
Now, boys and girls, when one little panda has 67 secret meetings with the 49ers and refuses to discuss the details with staff. THIS NOT GOOD
Suds Jain makes me a sad panda!!
Boys and Girls, when one little panda named Kevin Park while chairing a council meeting uses a children's book to humiliate a nice activist, this is wrong.
KEVIN PARK MAKES ME A SAD PANDA
Girls and Boys, when one little panda sends documents through secret apps, is indicted for perjury, and conspires to attack good commissioners and gets them thrown off commissions, this is wrong
ANTHONY BECKER MAKES ME A SAD PANDA
Yes, I am Eric Cartman, official counsel for JAIN, BECKER, AND PARK
OUR RESPONSE
SCREW YOU GUYS, WE ARE GOING HOME!
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