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Twas brillig and slithy toves up Lincoln Street to Warburton Did gyre and gimble at the Water fountain as Field took a sip, Snap the picture was done as a Mayor strode by The Becker Borogoves Signal Apped Rahul Grand jury reports momed rathed Anthony who outgrabe and lied Beware Soccer Kids of the Janowock seeking parking where you play! Long time at meetings the Sudsonock Wanting Red and Gold wrapping for Tumtum Trees Beware the Janowock, activists, commissioners, His jaws snap insults, he calls citizens dumb Beware the Becker JubJub Bird, and shun the frumoious Park Bandersnatch with his children's books A Becker JubJub A ParkBandersnatch A Jain Janowock Ethics need not apply With Red and Gold Bulumbas A Philosopher of Merit and a better way for Young Workers to be in a Coop, took out his vorpal lyre and sang a song of ethics and values to be only ridiculed by a Parkosnip A good Ranger Burt was turned away from the Tumtum Tree where the young kick the ball The Beckernap snapped u

  TWEEDLE JAIN, AND TWEEDLE DUM BECKER DECIDED TODAY TO HAVE A BATTLE FOR THE BF AND KV TOOK THEIR NICE NEW RATTLES TWO SILLY AND CRANKY LITTLE BOYS WHO SPEND THEIR DAYS TWEEKING AND DEEKING FOLLOWING THE ORDERS OF A MAD HATER BILLIONAIRE WITH NO FACEBOOK NON PROFIT OFTEN JOINED BY A SILLY PARK, NOT EVER A KING

  BECKER IS CERTAIN STAND UP SOCCER WILL SOON HAVE ITS VALACHI MOMENT WHILE MOST SANTA CLARA RESIDENTS HAVE THIS TO SAY TO ANTHONY BECKER, ANY INDICTED PERJURER HAS TO HAVE HIS DAY Becker and Jain are satisfied that this conversation is actually from the listening device implanted on a Franklin Square Postal Carrier. "So each Soccer team will have a Capo.  The other teams in the younger leagues will have a Sotto Capo." " "The Mayor is the Capo dei Capi" Huh?  Joseph Wiseman and Lino Ventura came to Santa Clara?  Becker tells it.  We know Anthony would never commit perjury, right? BUT BECKER IS CERTAIN.  AFTER ALL, BECKER IS SEARCHING NIGHT AND DAY FOR CLUES ABOUT THE SOCCER GANG.  NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.  DARK MONEY IS AFOOT.  BECKER HAS NO TIME WORKING TO IMPROVE THE ECONOMY FOR DISTRICT SIX.  COMMISSIONERS IN DISTRICT DO NOT RELY ON BECKER, HE MAKES SURE THEY NOT REAPPOINTED.  BECKER HAS FOUND THE SECRET WITNESS AGAINST STAND UP!! BECKER'S SECRET WITNESS AG

  VOTERS IN SANTA CLARA WILL NO LONGER BE IN CHARGE.  THEY ARE TO SET ASIDE BECKER, PARK, JAIN  URGED SETTLEMENT WITH 49ers. AUGUST 29, JAIN AND PARK MET WITH 49ERS,  AUGUST 30, THE HURLY BURLIES DEMANDED CITY COUNCIL ACCEPT MINOR AMOUNT, SEPTEMBER 1,  49ERS OPEN CAMPAIGN COMMITTEES TO DEFEAT MAYOR TO ELECT INDICTED PERJURER AUGUST 29, 49ers meet with PARK AND JAIN TO DISCUSS CITY SURRENDER THE 49ers get the want, PARK, JAIN, AND BECKER SELL THE CITY OUT.  THEY OUTDO BENEDICT AT AUGUST 29th Meeting AUGUST 30, SANTA CLARA SURRENDERS. PARK, JAIN, BECKER DICTATE THE TERMS SEPT 1, 49ers use the money not given to Santa Clara, to buy a new Mayor ONE INDICTED PERJURER FOR 5 Million DISSMISSES COMMISSIONERS GIGGLES WHEN ACTIVISTS ARE ATTACKED HATES ELECTING POLICE CHIEF HARRASSES SOCCER CLUBS NEW IMAGE OF SANTA CLARA GOVERNMENT  49ers and the BECKER< JAIN,PARK COUNCIL

  JAIN PARK BECKER THEY ARE SERIOUS, TIME FOR THE SOCCER CONSPIRACY TO END MAKE NO MISTAKE, WHEN YOU HAVE THREE INANE DRIVELING ELECTED OFFICIALS COMMITED TO NONSENSE, THINGS WILL HAPPEN You have heard of the Salem Witch Trials?? BECKER WANTS TO LAUNCH THE SANTA CLARA SOCCER TRIALS,  A FULL COUNCIL, FPPC INQUIRY OVER THE NEEDLESS WORSHIP OF SOCCER WORRIES BECKER AND JAIN\ COUNCIL MEMBER BECKER IS COMMITTED TO BRINGING SOCCER LEAGUE PARENTS BEFORE A JUDGE, AFTER PREPARING AN EXHAUSTIVE FPPC COMPLAINT, BECKER, A TRUSTED ADVOCATE FOR JUSTICE HAS FOUND THE RIGHT JUDGE TO TAKE ON STAND UP THIS IMPORTANT. NOT AS IMPORTANT AS COOKIES, BUT I CAN JUDGE SOCCER BULLIES, AFTER MY COOKIE BREAK, SOMETIME AFTER I HAVE COOKIES WITH LUNCH MY INVESTIGATIONS INTO SANTA CLARA SOCCER ON BEHALF OF MR. JAIN IS WARRANTED BY MY AGE OLD EFFORT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS CONSPIRACY SOCCER GROUPS IN SANTA CLARA LINK WITH THE PINK PANTHER BUT WHAT IS THE POINT??  INSTEAD OF WORKING ON HOUSING, TRANSPORTATION, BR

  BECKER SEES THE WAY TO SALVATION, EXPOSE THE SOCCER GROUP INFILTRATION BECKER SEES HOW SANTA CLARA IS VUNERABLE TO SOCCER GROUP CONTROL SOCCER TEAMS AND GROUPS ARE A FIXTURE IN EACH CITY PARK< ACCORDING TO BECKER DON'T LET THIS HAPPY FAMILY FOOL YOU, THEIR GOAL IS POLITICAL CONTROL OF ALL COMMISSIONS IN THE MISSION CITY ANTHONY BECKER WILL SEEK AN ADDITION TO COMMISSION APPLICATIONS, "HAVE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED YOUTH SOCCER?" BECKER CAMPAIGN ADVISORS ARE CERTAIN THAT HIS CURRENT CAMPAIGN AGAINST YOUTH SOCCER WILL PAY OFF BECKER FILMS PLANS TO REMAKE "PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE" NEW MOVIE PLANS "PLAN 9 SOCCER ALIENS IN SANTA CLARA" POOR BECKER, HE MAY NOT GET HIS REVENGE ON THOSE MEAN SOCCER COACHES WHO ARE DETERMINED TO RULE SANTA CLARA ANTHONY NEEDS AN ELMO!