NO ONE EXPECTS THE HURLY BURLY INQUISTION

JAIN

PARK

BECKER

THEY ARE SERIOUS, TIME FOR THE SOCCER CONSPIRACY TO END

MAKE NO MISTAKE, WHEN YOU HAVE THREE INANE DRIVELING ELECTED OFFICIALS COMMITED TO NONSENSE, THINGS WILL HAPPEN

You have heard of the Salem Witch Trials??

BECKER WANTS TO LAUNCH THE SANTA CLARA SOCCER TRIALS, A FULL COUNCIL, FPPC INQUIRY OVER THE NEEDLESS WORSHIP OF SOCCER WORRIES BECKER AND JAIN\

COUNCIL MEMBER BECKER IS COMMITTED TO BRINGING SOCCER LEAGUE PARENTS BEFORE A JUDGE, AFTER PREPARING AN EXHAUSTIVE FPPC COMPLAINT, BECKER, A TRUSTED ADVOCATE FOR JUSTICE HAS FOUND THE RIGHT JUDGE TO TAKE ON STAND UP

THIS IMPORTANT. NOT AS IMPORTANT AS COOKIES, BUT I CAN JUDGE SOCCER BULLIES, AFTER MY COOKIE BREAK, SOMETIME AFTER I HAVE COOKIES WITH LUNCH

MY INVESTIGATIONS INTO SANTA CLARA SOCCER ON BEHALF OF MR. JAIN IS WARRANTED BY MY AGE OLD EFFORT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS CONSPIRACY

SOCCER GROUPS IN SANTA CLARA LINK WITH THE PINK PANTHER

BUT WHAT IS THE POINT?? INSTEAD OF WORKING ON HOUSING, TRANSPORTATION, BRINGING BACK THE OLD DOWNTOWN, THE HURLY BURLY SEEM EAGER TO FASHION A FANTASY STORY, THE SOCCER LEAGUES EVIL CIRCUS

WELCOME TO MONSTERPIECE THEATER. I AM YOUR HOST, ALISTAIR COOKIE. TONIGHT STUPID FANTASY TALE BY SUDS "BAD COOKIE" JAIN, ANTHONY "I GRUB FOR COOKIES" BECKER, KEVIN "STALE COOKIE" PARK

SOCCER WITCHES STAND UP

NOT KNOW WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH COOKIES, OR EVEN REALITY

SOUNDS LIKE INANE DRIVEL

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BECKER TWEEDLEDUM, JAIN TWEEDLEDEE ARE ON WARPATH!!

TWEEDLE JAIN, AND TWEEDLE DUM BECKER DECIDED TODAY TO HAVE A BATTLE FOR THE BF AND KV TOOK THEIR NICE NEW RATTLES TWO SILLY AND CRANKY LITTLE BOYS WHO SPEND THEIR DAYS TWEEKING AND DEEKING FOLLOWING THE ORDERS OF A MAD HATER BILLIONAIRE WITH NO FACEBOOK NON PROFIT OFTEN JOINED BY A SILLY PARK, NOT EVER A KING

BEWARE THE JAINOWOCK

Twas brillig and slithy toves up Lincoln Street to Warburton Did gyre and gimble at the Water fountain as Field took a sip, Snap the picture was done as a Mayor strode by The Becker Borogoves Signal Apped Rahul Grand jury reports momed rathed Anthony who outgrabe and lied Beware Soccer Kids of the Janowock seeking parking where you play! Long time at meetings the Sudsonock Wanting Red and Gold wrapping for Tumtum Trees Beware the Janowock, activists, commissioners, His jaws snap insults, he calls citizens dumb Beware the Becker JubJub Bird, and shun the frumoious Park Bandersnatch with his children's books A Becker JubJub A ParkBandersnatch A Jain Janowock Ethics need not apply With Red and Gold Bulumbas A Philosopher of Merit and a better way for Young Workers to be in a Coop, took out his vorpal lyre and sang a song of ethics and values to be only ridiculed by a Parkosnip A good Ranger Burt was turned away from the Tumtum Tree where the young kick the ball The Beckernap snapped u

THERE WERE THE VALACHI PAPERS, BECKER IS EAGER TO EXPOSE THE STAND UP SOCCER PAPERS

BECKER IS CERTAIN STAND UP SOCCER WILL SOON HAVE ITS VALACHI MOMENT WHILE MOST SANTA CLARA RESIDENTS HAVE THIS TO SAY TO ANTHONY BECKER, ANY INDICTED PERJURER HAS TO HAVE HIS DAY Becker and Jain are satisfied that this conversation is actually from the listening device implanted on a Franklin Square Postal Carrier. "So each Soccer team will have a Capo. The other teams in the younger leagues will have a Sotto Capo." " "The Mayor is the Capo dei Capi" Huh? Joseph Wiseman and Lino Ventura came to Santa Clara? Becker tells it. We know Anthony would never commit perjury, right? BUT BECKER IS CERTAIN. AFTER ALL, BECKER IS SEARCHING NIGHT AND DAY FOR CLUES ABOUT THE SOCCER GANG. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. DARK MONEY IS AFOOT. BECKER HAS NO TIME WORKING TO IMPROVE THE ECONOMY FOR DISTRICT SIX. COMMISSIONERS IN DISTRICT DO NOT RELY ON BECKER, HE MAKES SURE THEY NOT REAPPOINTED. BECKER HAS FOUND THE SECRET WITNESS AGAINST STAND UP!! BECKER'S SECRET WITNESS AG

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