NO ONE EXPECTS THE HURLY BURLY INQUISTION

JAIN

PARK

BECKER

THEY ARE SERIOUS, TIME FOR THE SOCCER CONSPIRACY TO END

MAKE NO MISTAKE, WHEN YOU HAVE THREE INANE DRIVELING ELECTED OFFICIALS COMMITED TO NONSENSE, THINGS WILL HAPPEN

You have heard of the Salem Witch Trials??

BECKER WANTS TO LAUNCH THE SANTA CLARA SOCCER TRIALS, A FULL COUNCIL, FPPC INQUIRY OVER THE NEEDLESS WORSHIP OF SOCCER WORRIES BECKER AND JAIN\

COUNCIL MEMBER BECKER IS COMMITTED TO BRINGING SOCCER LEAGUE PARENTS BEFORE A JUDGE, AFTER PREPARING AN EXHAUSTIVE FPPC COMPLAINT, BECKER, A TRUSTED ADVOCATE FOR JUSTICE HAS FOUND THE RIGHT JUDGE TO TAKE ON STAND UP

THIS IMPORTANT. NOT AS IMPORTANT AS COOKIES, BUT I CAN JUDGE SOCCER BULLIES, AFTER MY COOKIE BREAK, SOMETIME AFTER I HAVE COOKIES WITH LUNCH

MY INVESTIGATIONS INTO SANTA CLARA SOCCER ON BEHALF OF MR. JAIN IS WARRANTED BY MY AGE OLD EFFORT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS CONSPIRACY

SOCCER GROUPS IN SANTA CLARA LINK WITH THE PINK PANTHER

BUT WHAT IS THE POINT?? INSTEAD OF WORKING ON HOUSING, TRANSPORTATION, BRINGING BACK THE OLD DOWNTOWN, THE HURLY BURLY SEEM EAGER TO FASHION A FANTASY STORY, THE SOCCER LEAGUES EVIL CIRCUS

WELCOME TO MONSTERPIECE THEATER. I AM YOUR HOST, ALISTAIR COOKIE. TONIGHT STUPID FANTASY TALE BY SUDS "BAD COOKIE" JAIN, ANTHONY "I GRUB FOR COOKIES" BECKER, KEVIN "STALE COOKIE" PARK

SOCCER WITCHES STAND UP

NOT KNOW WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH COOKIES, OR EVEN REALITY

SOUNDS LIKE INANE DRIVEL

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