THE SUDS ALWAYS HATED THE WHOO RESIDENTS OF SANTA CLARA WITH THEIR INFERNAL DEMOCRACY Aboo Porridge,Abboo Porridge We love our soccer park We want vote for chief and clerk Aboo Porridge We love ethics and our Agrihood Our City is great for the young We love and honor everyone i Such delight among the Whoville residents in Santa Clara angered the Suds I must keep voting and parks from being loved The Suds came up with a plan Suds enlists Kevin Guy am I Park And Becker O'Hare Sends his receipe for pretzels and grape jam through Signal Becker enlists Jed the York logger to chop down the Ethics Oaks to scare the Santa Clara Whovillers jed the logger spends 5 million for axes to chop down the Ethics Oaks The Whovillers beg the Lorax for help THE LORAX ASKS THE MAYOR OF WHO VILLE, SHEASSIGNS THE NUMBER NEMESIS OF THE SUDS CINDY LOO WHO!!! "But why, Mr. Suds?" "Why all the secret deals?" "Why?"