How the Suds wanted to steal Santa Clara

THE SUDS ALWAYS HATED THE WHOO RESIDENTS OF SANTA CLARA WITH THEIR INFERNAL DEMOCRACY

Aboo Porridge,Abboo Porridge

We love our soccer park

We want vote for chief and clerk

Aboo Porridge

We love ethics and our Agrihood

Our City is great for the young

We love and honor everyone

Such delight among the Whoville residents in Santa Clara angered the Suds

I must keep voting and parks from being loved

The Suds came up with a plan

Suds enlists Kevin Guy am I Park

And

Becker O'Hare

Sends his receipe for pretzels and grape jam through Signal

Becker enlists Jed the York logger to chop down the Ethics Oaks to scare the Santa Clara Whovillers

jed the logger spends 5 million for axes to chop down the Ethics Oaks

The Whovillers beg the Lorax for help

THE LORAX ASKS THE MAYOR OF WHO VILLE, SHEASSIGNS THE NUMBER NEMESIS OF THE SUDS

CINDY LOO WHO!!!

"But why, Mr. Suds?"

"Why all the secret deals?"

"Why?"

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BECKER TWEEDLEDUM, JAIN TWEEDLEDEE ARE ON WARPATH!!

TWEEDLE JAIN, AND TWEEDLE DUM BECKER DECIDED TODAY TO HAVE A BATTLE FOR THE BF AND KV TOOK THEIR NICE NEW RATTLES TWO SILLY AND CRANKY LITTLE BOYS WHO SPEND THEIR DAYS TWEEKING AND DEEKING FOLLOWING THE ORDERS OF A MAD HATER BILLIONAIRE WITH NO FACEBOOK NON PROFIT OFTEN JOINED BY A SILLY PARK, NOT EVER A KING

BEWARE THE JAINOWOCK

Twas brillig and slithy toves up Lincoln Street to Warburton Did gyre and gimble at the Water fountain as Field took a sip, Snap the picture was done as a Mayor strode by The Becker Borogoves Signal Apped Rahul Grand jury reports momed rathed Anthony who outgrabe and lied Beware Soccer Kids of the Janowock seeking parking where you play! Long time at meetings the Sudsonock Wanting Red and Gold wrapping for Tumtum Trees Beware the Janowock, activists, commissioners, His jaws snap insults, he calls citizens dumb Beware the Becker JubJub Bird, and shun the frumoious Park Bandersnatch with his children's books A Becker JubJub A ParkBandersnatch A Jain Janowock Ethics need not apply With Red and Gold Bulumbas A Philosopher of Merit and a better way for Young Workers to be in a Coop, took out his vorpal lyre and sang a song of ethics and values to be only ridiculed by a Parkosnip A good Ranger Burt was turned away from the Tumtum Tree where the young kick the ball The Beckernap snapped u

THERE WERE THE VALACHI PAPERS, BECKER IS EAGER TO EXPOSE THE STAND UP SOCCER PAPERS

BECKER IS CERTAIN STAND UP SOCCER WILL SOON HAVE ITS VALACHI MOMENT WHILE MOST SANTA CLARA RESIDENTS HAVE THIS TO SAY TO ANTHONY BECKER, ANY INDICTED PERJURER HAS TO HAVE HIS DAY Becker and Jain are satisfied that this conversation is actually from the listening device implanted on a Franklin Square Postal Carrier. "So each Soccer team will have a Capo. The other teams in the younger leagues will have a Sotto Capo." " "The Mayor is the Capo dei Capi" Huh? Joseph Wiseman and Lino Ventura came to Santa Clara? Becker tells it. We know Anthony would never commit perjury, right? BUT BECKER IS CERTAIN. AFTER ALL, BECKER IS SEARCHING NIGHT AND DAY FOR CLUES ABOUT THE SOCCER GANG. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. DARK MONEY IS AFOOT. BECKER HAS NO TIME WORKING TO IMPROVE THE ECONOMY FOR DISTRICT SIX. COMMISSIONERS IN DISTRICT DO NOT RELY ON BECKER, HE MAKES SURE THEY NOT REAPPOINTED. BECKER HAS FOUND THE SECRET WITNESS AGAINST STAND UP!! BECKER'S SECRET WITNESS AG

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