AFTER ANOTHER P.R. DISASTER FOR BECKER IN COURT, NEW ADVISORS HAVE RUSHED IN TO HELP BECKER APPEAL TO PUBLIC WHAT ME WORRY STRATEGY OF BECKER CONFIDANTE NEWMAN ISN'T WORKING BECKER THINKS USING AUSTRIAN GIBBERISH MIGHT WORK. ANTHONY HAS BEEN A LIFELONG DEVOTEE TO FALCO'S APPROACH YELLING AT ELDERLY PEOPLE ISN'T WORKING FOR BECKER ANYMORE SO BECKER HAS DECIDED, BECKER THE LUMBERJACK!! I'm a lumberjack, My name is Becker I perjur and flip off people He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He hand over documents t0 49ers I dismiss commissioners I dont like I go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I meet with Suds And have buttered scones for tea He dismisses conmissioners, he eats his lunch He does everything the 49ers On Wednesdays he meets with Suds And has buttered scones for tea. I'm a lumberjack, I stole grand jury files I ridicule residents at council meetings I cut down trees, I make of fun of the Mayor and Kathy I like to press wild flowers I gave Rahul all the ...