THE SUDS ALWAYS HATED THE WHOO RESIDENTS OF SANTA CLARA WITH THEIR INFERNAL DEMOCRACY Aboo Porridge,Abboo Porridge We love our soccer park We want vote for chief and clerk Aboo Porridge We love ethics and our Agrihood Our City is great for the young We love and honor everyone i Such delight among the Whoville residents in Santa Clara angered the Suds I must keep voting and parks from being loved The Suds came up with a plan Suds enlists Kevin Guy am I Park And Becker O'Hare Sends his receipe for pretzels and grape jam through Signal Becker enlists Jed the York logger to chop down the Ethics Oaks to scare the Santa Clara Whovillers jed the logger spends 5 million for axes to chop down the Ethics Oaks The Whovillers beg the Lorax for help THE LORAX ASKS THE MAYOR OF WHO VILLE, SHEASSIGNS THE NUMBER NEMESIS OF THE SUDS CINDY LOO WHO!!! "But why, Mr. Suds?" "Why all the secret deals?" "Why?"
Twas brillig and slithy toves up Lincoln Street to Warburton Did gyre and gimble at the Water fountain as Field took a sip, Snap the picture was done as a Mayor strode by The Becker Borogoves Signal Apped Rahul Grand jury reports momed rathed Anthony who outgrabe and lied Beware Soccer Kids of the Janowock seeking parking where you play! Long time at meetings the Sudsonock Wanting Red and Gold wrapping for Tumtum Trees Beware the Janowock, activists, commissioners, His jaws snap insults, he calls citizens dumb Beware the Becker JubJub Bird, and shun the frumoious Park Bandersnatch with his children's books A Becker JubJub A ParkBandersnatch A Jain Janowock Ethics need not apply With Red and Gold Bulumbas A Philosopher of Merit and a better way for Young Workers to be in a Coop, took out his vorpal lyre and sang a song of ethics and values to be only ridiculed by a Parkosnip A good Ranger Burt was turned away from the Tumtum Tree where the young kick the ball The Beckernap snapped u